IT WAS A HOOKER OH MY GOD
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thingsfittingperfectlyintothings:
frisbee + garbage can
(fit found by Kusi)
i don’t care how well it fits, that frisbee does NOT belong in the trash can
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”
It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!I think this just changed my life.
(Source: fearfullittleloverr, via theincrediblehuck)
“I have discovered people are layers and layers of secrets, you believe you know them, that you understand them but their motives are always hidden from you buried in their own hearts. You will never know them but sometimes you decide to trust them.”
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go home cat, you are drunk.
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making an ass of myself since 1992

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Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

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who’s ready for drinking all day every day? i am
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